HOLY SHIT, I'M NOT A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL (OR BI-CURIOUS EMO BOY) WHO LOVES PETE WENTZ! ALERT THE MOTHERFUCKING PRESSES!

If you're the superficial type, check this: I'm really fatter than I look in the picture. Think bigger...

...and then add about 25 pounds to what you're thinking.

I'm a radio DJ-audio/video production specialist-show promoter-asskisser. I'm a fairly laid-back guy. I surf the internet way too damn much, and my worst habit is that I clip my fingernails and don't care where the clippings land.

If you have a heart in your picture, you're my enemy.

If you have those goddamned "x"s anywhere in your name, you're my enemy.

If you're a kid any younger than 13... what the fuck are you doing on the computer?

I'm a hater. Deal with it.

Is it just me, or does the word "audioscrobbler" sound downright dirty? Comtemplate that.

Oh, and I'm the shit.

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